Controversial New Study Links Hydroxychloroquine With Increased Penis Size As Trump Triples Dosage

 


WASHINGTON, DC—A controversial new study by Dr. Harold Bornstein has linked the drug hydroxychloroquine to an increase in male genital size on the same day that President Trump announced he was tripling his dosage of the drug.

Trump’s decision came within minutes of Dr. Bornstein officially announcing his findings on Fox News that hydroxychloroquine can lead to an increase in penis size, hair growth and even darker skin.

He also claims that the drug can be particularly effective on reversing the effects of an extremely rare condition known as “mushroom penis” which affects approximately 1 out of every 330 million Americans.

“After consulting with my long-term personal physician and Alex Jones for several hours, as well as discussing it with the CDC for several seconds, I have decided to triple my dosage of hydroxychloroquine,” read the President’s official tweet.

President Trump has been taking hydroxychloroquine for over 12 weeks now in an effort to ward off Covid-19, despite the entire medical community insisting the drug is incredibly deadly and totally useless against the coronavirus.

In response, Dr. Bornstein admitted that most Americans taking this much of hydroxychloroquine would definitely result in death but for someone in such “astonishingly excellent” health as President Trump should be fine.

“For the healthiest President in American history it should be as simple as popping a few dozen Ritalins or Adderalls every few hours,” the doctor said. “Nothing for a man like him.”

Critics argue that the potentially groundbreaking new research is actually “complete bullshit” and that Dr. Harold Bornstein is in fact just an idiot.

“Well I’m chief medical advisor to the President of the United States and he’s not exactly going to hire an idiot now is he?”

https://www.burrardstreetjournal.com/trump-hydroxychloroquine-dosage-tripled/

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

That Uplifting Tweet You Just Shared? A Russian Troll Sent It

Image
Here’s what Russia’s 2020 disinformation operations look like, according to two experts on social media and propaganda. By   DARREN LINVILL   &   PATRICK WARREN Internet trolls don’t troll. Not the professionals at least. Professional trolls don’t go on social media to antagonize liberals or belittle conservatives. They are not narrow minded, drunk or angry. They don’t lack basic English language skills. They certainly aren’t  “somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds,”  as the president once put it. Your stereotypical trolls do exist on social media, but the amateurs aren’t a threat to Western democracy. Professional trolls, on the other hand, are the tip of the spear in the new digital, ideological battleground. To combat the threat they pose, we must first understand them — and take them seriously. MORE: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/russia-troll-2020-election-interference-twitter-916482/ Posted by Jamie B.
Read more

The Nightmare Scenario That Keeps Election Lawyers Up At Night -- And Could Hand Trump A Second Term

Image
The Nightmare Scenario That Keeps Election Lawyers Up At Night -- And Could Hand Trump A Second Term   (Photo: Photos: Getty Images) Americans will almost certainly go to bed on Nov. 3 without knowing who won the presidential election. Since millions of people will vote by mail, constraints on time and resources will slow ballot counting into potentially a weeks-long process. Voting patterns suggest it’s likely that President  Donald Trump  could end Election Day in the lead in certain key states, only to be overtaken by Democratic opponent  Joe Biden  when more votes are tallied.  This could create a nightmare scenario during the three months stretching from Election Day to the Jan. 20 inauguration: a battle on the state and congressional level over who is the legitimate winner. This could include Congress reconvening on Jan. 6, presided over by Vice President  Mike Pence , with no consensus over its potential role in choosing the next president. This is arguably the most likely of th
Read more

Philosophical Question #14 – Lifestyle Choices

Image
Here is an interesting question in my list of philosophical questions: 1.) Should governments have penalties for those who live unhealthy lifestyles? A list of unhealthy lifestyles would include things like smoking, drinking, illegal drugs, prostitution, and other “vice” type activities. I guess the “government penalties” would be referring to monetary punishments, withholding medical treatments (insurance companies would love that), possibly imposing/regulating very high (exorbitant) prices on things considered unhealthy in order to cut down on their use, and other possibilities. 2.) Or, would you say that living an unhealthy lifestyle, likely resulting in a LOT of eventual personal pain and suffering, should be punishment enough for unhealthy lifestyles? When people make bad choices in life, often in their youth where ignorance and immediate gratification takes them over,  3.) Should a society be obligated to help "fix" them, by way of tax money?   Is that part of
Read more