Can you answer these?
S ecurity questions for people who just can't anymore: • What is the name of your least favorite child? • In what year did you abandon your dreams? • What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress? • At what age did your childhood pet run away? • What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship? • In what city did you first experience ennui? • What is your ex-wife’s newest last name? • What sports team do you fetishize to avoid meaningful discussion with others? • What is the name of your favorite canceled TV show? • What was the middle name of your first rebound? • On what street did you lose your childlike sense of wonder? • When did you stop trying? AlextheKay wants your answers before he gives his own