Bear with me: Bears are on the march

The AP reports: In Anchorage Alaska, two bears invaded a Krispy Kreme doughnut van that was making a pit stop at a junk food store. The driver left the door open and the two just sauntered in, the mom with her cub. The two miscreants scarfed down hundreds of delicious donuts. Then they wandered off, hunkered down and fell asleep for the winter. Manager of the junk food store Shelly Deano commented: “I was beating on the van and they’re not moving. I could hear them breaking open the packages and everything. I was like, ‘They don’t even care.’”

Miscreants scarfing down donuts

In other bearly bearable news, the AP reports on conflict bear 64F
California authorities have captured four suspects in multiple break-ins at homes around South Lake Tahoe: a mama bear and three of her cubs. DNA has confirmed the large female black bear and her three little accomplices were responsible for at least 21 instances of property damage since 2022, the state Department of Fish and Wildlife said in a statement.
64F wreaking havoc


Other environmental reporting from the AP focuses on a bear in a jacuzzi:
With the summer heat wave in full swing in Southern California, a backyard pool is a tempting place to take a dip. Even for a bear. Police in the city of Burbank responded to a report of a bear sighting in a residential neighborhood and found the animal sitting in a Jacuzzi behind one of the homes. After a short dip, the bear climbed over a wall and headed to a tree behind the home, police said in a statement Friday.




By Germaine: Cutting edge environmental reporter

I want some donuts
Three dozen please

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