Male Self-Pleasure Must Be Illegal

 


Male Self-Pleasure Should Land You in Jail

Are you a man? Have you ever engaged in self-pleasure resulting in ejaculation? Then you, sir, should be thrown in jail.

It's our obligation as a society to treat life as sacred. This is why the Supreme Court recently declared abortion to be illegal. Now, in many states, if you have an abortion, you are committing a crime. You will go to jail for having an abortion.

The same should be true for male self-pleasure.

Many men engage in self-pleasure, but many men do not. Those who believe in God, and adhere to his word, do not engage in self-pleasure because they know it is wrong and shameful. They know it creates the building blocks of life.

Scientists estimate that the amount of sperm created in just a single day of male self-pleasure could easily be enough to repopulate the entire earth one hundred times over. That's how serious this problem is.

Men across the globe are killing babies with the stroke of their hand. It's so shameful. Yet nobody has addressed this huge problem. While it's certainly a hard problem to grasp, it's not insurmountable. There are steps we can take to stop male self-pleasure once and for all.

Sperm is Life

The male sperm, along with the female egg, is the key to creating human beings. While female self-pleasure does not produce an egg, male self-pleasure does. Sperm is the key to life. It must be treated with reverence. By making male self-pleasure illegal, we acknowledge that we consider life sacred.

Many rulings have come down in the courts lately that reaffirm that American support laws that respect life. We cannot be a righteous nation if we allow future babies to be eliminated every day, all day. Men must step up.

The monitoring and potential prosecution of men who engage in male self-pleasure will be monitored by a new government agency that I am calling "Jizz Force," which is similar to President Trump's Space Force. It will be made up of dedicated men and women who will pursue, to the fullest extent of the law, those who engage in male self-pleasure.

Whether in their homes, their cars, their offices, or their man caves ... wherever men engage in self-pleasure, Jizz Force will be there to stop them. It will also take close monitoring by society at large. Men who have engaged in self-pleasure can be easily identified by their odor, their flushed, red faces, and an overall look of satisfaction. Everyone who wants a better society that respects life must be on the lookout for these men and report them to Jizz Force.

Life Is Life

Men do not currently pay any penalty when a woman has an abortion unless they are the doctor performing the abortion. Only women suffer the consequences of having an illegal abortion.

It is time to hold men accountable when they practice a disdain for life. Self-pleasure is just such a disdain. Every act of male self-pleasure produces sperm that could be used to make a human being. We have determined as a society that we have the ultimate respect for a cluster of cells with this capability.

Whether it is a six week old fetus or sperm, the death is the same. Life is extinguished. This must not stand.

The Abortion Pill

A federal judge ruled that the abortion pill, which induces abortion, should be illegal. Why? Obviously, because abortion itself is illegal. Even though the abortion pill is used to induce abortion in very early pregnancy when the cells of the baby have yet to hardly form, it is unconscionable for life to be artificially stopped.

Likewise, male self-pleasure is not a natural act. Like the use of the abortion pill, it must be stopped. It must be made illegal. Those who engage in such self-pleasure must be thrown into jail just like abortion doctors and women who get abortions. There is no difference among this group of people in their disrespect of life.

Just as we are hunting down abortion providers and those women who seek abortions and those women who use abortion drugs, we must also hunt down those men who practice self-pleasure. Prosecute them. Arrest them. Throw them in jail.

Let's make America a shining beacon. Let's do God's work. Let's respect life.

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