Report: Trump Supporters Have Penises 2 Inches Smaller than Nationwide Average

 A year-long study suggests that Trump supporters have smaller penises.

Palo Alto, CA — A year-long study by the Palo Alto, CA-based Rundex Family Foundation has revealed that male Donald Trump supporters have, on average, a penis that is 2 inches shorter than non-Trump supporters. The report, which was sponsored by the American Urological Society, sought to understand penis size across the United States through the lens of various “measurement vectors.” The study was released earlier this week.

The study, uncreatively called “The Average Penis Size of Americans,” sampled over 2600 residents in all 50 States. It asked them a variety of lifestyle questions, including some about their voting habits in the last election. The latter questions were deemed whimsical by the research team until they received the data last month.

“Well, the data doesn’t lie,” said Rundex lead researcher Robert Colvin speaking from his Mountain View, CA home office. “Trump supporters have smaller penises on average. Of course, there’s the bell-shaped curve of the standard normal distribution here, so not everyone falls into this category. But I gotta tell you, the findings are shocking, especially considering we didn’t set out to look for it. The ‘Are you a Trump supporter?’ question was added in at the last minute.”

https://gishgallop.com/report-trump-supporters-have-penises-2-inches-smaller-than-nationwide-average/



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