Ladies and Gentleman, may I present the EMPEROR of the USA!
P reeeeee--senting! The one! The only! The true and beloved Emperor Joshua Abraham Norton! No, seriously. Who is this guy? Joshua Norton was born in England, educated in south Africa, and immigrated to San Francisco. He was ungodly rich. A brilliant investor. Until he tried to corner the rice market right before a price collapse and was reduced to penury. Nine years later, in 1859, after people had largely forgotten him, he re-emerged with the following notice in a San Francisco paper: At the peremptory request and desire of a large majority of the citizens of these United States, I, Joshua Norton, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, and now for the last 9 years and 10 months past of San Francisco, California, declare and proclaim myself Emperor of these United States; and in virtue of the authority thereby in me vested, do hereby order and direct the representatives of the different States of the Union to assemble in Mu...