Everyone can win!

 There's a simple solution to tough debates — give everyone what they want.

Milt Policzer

By Milt Policzer

Courthouse News columnist; racehorse owner and breeder; one of those guys who always got picked last.

Sometimes seemingly impossible problems have simple tried-and-true solutions.

Take the debate over what should be taught in school. People who want history ignored in classrooms insist parents should have the right to decide what gets taught. The problem with that, obviously, is that other parents will want different things taught.

The parents screeching at school board meetings don’t represent the quiet, horrified parents.

So how can a school possibly comply with most parents’ educational choices?

Easy: segregation. It’s an undervalued part of educational history.

I don’t mean divide races or create separate schools. All you have to do is offer alternative courses. Right-wing parents could sign their kid up for Sanitized History. Left-wing parents could sign their kid up for Guilty History. Everyone will be happy.

You could even design course schedules so the two groups never have to pass each other in the hallways.

I know some of you are thinking this is no way to bring society together — that this could deepen our divisions. But that’s not true.

Inevitably, what will happen is a girl from the Left will meet a boy from the Right. They’ll meet secretly and declare their everlasting love no matter what their gangs think.

There will be singing and dancing and a dawn of understanding.

There’s a place for us.

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