Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Heather Whitestone Miss Alabama, in Miss USA contest. ____________________________________________________________ "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey, American singer – songwriter ___________________________________________________________ "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign ___________________________________________________________ "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. ____________________________________________________________ "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC . ____________________________________________________________ "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas ____________________________________________________________ "Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies Manager ____________________________________________________________ “ My father raised us to step towards trouble, rather than to step away from it.” --Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada _______________________________________________ "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it…" --Al Gore, Vice President of The United States ____________________________________________________________ "I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ..." -- Dan Quayle, Vice President of The United States ____________________________________________________________ "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" --Lee Iacocca, American automotive executive ____________________________________________________________ "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst. ___________________________________________________________ "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor ____________________________________________________________ " In the beginning, people thought, 'Oh my gosh’, what I need to do to protect the health of my citizens, is in direct opposition with what we must do, to protect the economic health of our nation...” --- Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada _________________________________________________________________ "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 2020 because we received notice that you passed away May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina ____________________________________________________________ "Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery, Former Australian Minister For Industry, Science & Technology ____________________________________________________________ "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." -- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman ____________________________________________________________ |
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