Limericks!

I luuuuuuuvv a good limerick.

Hell, I love a bad limerick!

So today is Limerick Sharing Day!   I don't care if you write it yourself, steal it from a passing leprechaun or lift it, meme and all, from a GIF, a JPEG or a flatulent corpse.  Let's have some limericks!  I'll start us off with three or four.



What's that you say?  It's not a real limerick if it's not a wee bit dirty?  Or a lot dirty?  Well, how about this one, from Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow?

There was a technician named Urban
Who had an affair with a turbine.
"It's much nicer," he said,
"than a woman in bed.
And sure as hell cheaper than bourbon!"

Of course, we can surely get dirtier than that, right?

There was a young man from Savannah
Who died in a curious manner:
He whittled a hole
In a telephone pole
And electrified his banana.

And just remember this bit of advice from the sages:

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I’ve seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

So now it's your turn!  Steal 'em!  Borrow 'em!  Write 'em yourself!  But bring us a limerick or three!

--AlextheKay

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