How About a Verse? (Hey, it could be worse!)

I've definitely had enough of the blows of outrageous fortune.  I mean, it's the "High Holy Days" in my religion, and everybody's raising Hell and shrieking at one another.  Enough!  Let's have some fun, says I!  Howzabout some funny versifying from the late, great Odgen Nash?

A mighty creature is the germ, though smaller than the pachyderm
His customary dwelling place is deep within the human race
His childish pride he often pleases, By giving people strange diseases
Do you, my poppet, feel infirm?  You probably contain a germ!

Too gruesome? How about a nice love poem by Kim Newman?

You always eat the one you love
The one you shouldn't munch at all.
You always gulp the kindest heart
For that tasty snack you can't recall
So if I ate your heart last night,
It's because I love you (burp) most of all!

And then there's a time-saving limerick by the famous "Anonymous, of no Fixed Address"--

There was a young lady of Wight
Who travelled much faster than light
She went out one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.

And a final word from Nash

To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.

And now it's your turn! 

share with us a funny verse
it could be chatty, it could be terse
It could be dumb or it could be smart
show us where your muse is art!

(alexthekay wuz heer)



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