HOW TO CLEAN YOUR ASS WITHOUT TOILET PAPER

Coronavirus: Who needs toilet paper anyway?

OK, so someone’s hoarding all the loo paper, thanks to coronavirus panic. And it’s not you.

No toilet paper? Be wary of alternatives that can clog your sewer, septic systems

  • About 4 billion people in the world don't use toilet paper.
  • Most people use 8-9 sheets at a time, averaging 57 sheets a day.
  • 7% of Americans steal toilet paper rolls from hotels.
  • 384 trees made the toilet paper an average person uses in a lifetime.
  • https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/local/2020/03/13/coronavirus-news-u-s-toilet-paper-shortage-alternatives-use/5041031002/
  • 7 Toilet Paper Alternatives!

    Toilet Paper Selling Out Of Stores! Don’t Worry!
    Coronavirus (COVID-19) continues to spread in the US. As the number of US cases rises, many people are panicking and buying out toilet paper in stores in case of quarantine.
  • SNOWFLAKE'S solution to no toilet paper:
  • Take a shower, the big part of the business is in the can, so you just need to wipe, so run a hot shower and wipe the rest with a damp cloth, so what is the issue here??
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