Man Charged For Sex With Stuffed Animals At Target (Can you guess the state?)
DECEMBER 6--A Florida prosecutor yesterday filed a misdemeanor
criminal count against the 20-year-old man arrested last month for 
allegedly engaging in sexual conduct with a pair of “large stuffed animal toys” at a Target store.
A misdemeanor information charges Cody Christopher Meader with criminal mischief in connection with the October 22 incident at a Target about 10 miles from his St. Petersburg residence.
The December 5 information accuses Meader, seen at right, of “willfully and maliciously” damaging Target goods “by ejaculating on the merchandise.” The court filing notes that “damage to said property being $200.00 or less.”
Court records do not list a date for Meader’s arraignment. He remains free on $150 bond.
According to a police report, Meader arrived at Target around 2 PM and approached a display featuring characters from the Disney film “Frozen.” He then selected a “large Olaf stuffed animal” and placed it on the floor. Meader proceeded to “dry hump” the cinematic snowman “until he ejaculated on the merchandise.”
Upon returning the soiled stuffed animal back to a merchandise rack, Meader entered the toy department. There, cops allege, he “selected a large unicorn stuffed animal and began to ‘dry hump’ this item.”
After being detained by police inside Target, Meader reportedly “admitted to doing ‘stupid stuff’ and admitted that he had ‘nutted’ on the Olaf stuffed animal.”
The Olaf and unicorn dolls were “removed from the store floor” and destroyed, according to cops.
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/man-charged-in-stuffed-animals-assault-185902
allegedly engaging in sexual conduct with a pair of “large stuffed animal toys” at a Target store.A misdemeanor information charges Cody Christopher Meader with criminal mischief in connection with the October 22 incident at a Target about 10 miles from his St. Petersburg residence.
The December 5 information accuses Meader, seen at right, of “willfully and maliciously” damaging Target goods “by ejaculating on the merchandise.” The court filing notes that “damage to said property being $200.00 or less.”
Court records do not list a date for Meader’s arraignment. He remains free on $150 bond.
According to a police report, Meader arrived at Target around 2 PM and approached a display featuring characters from the Disney film “Frozen.” He then selected a “large Olaf stuffed animal” and placed it on the floor. Meader proceeded to “dry hump” the cinematic snowman “until he ejaculated on the merchandise.”
Upon returning the soiled stuffed animal back to a merchandise rack, Meader entered the toy department. There, cops allege, he “selected a large unicorn stuffed animal and began to ‘dry hump’ this item.”
After being detained by police inside Target, Meader reportedly “admitted to doing ‘stupid stuff’ and admitted that he had ‘nutted’ on the Olaf stuffed animal.”
The Olaf and unicorn dolls were “removed from the store floor” and destroyed, according to cops.
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/man-charged-in-stuffed-animals-assault-185902
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