Trump threatens to tariff California wildfires unless they immediately extinguish themselves
MAR-A-LAGO, FL – President Elect Trump spoke from his resort to demand that the wildfires destroying large portions of Los Angeles stop immediately or else he will impose various trade sanctions against them.
“The California government is totally inept and doesn’t know how to prevent fires. But I do,” Trump said through pursed, leathery lips, “so if those fires – which came here from Mexico by the way – don’t go away right now, I’ll impose a 40% tariff on them when I assume the presidency in two weeks.”
Happy Sunday everyone!! MAGA!
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