Scientists Have Found a Connection Between Nose Size and Penis Size
We've all heard the myth that big feet equals a big penis, but new science has emerged which suggests that it's actually the size of your schnozz which indicates the size of your schlong.
A survey published in Basic and Clinical Andrology measured the stretched penile length (SPL) of 126 adults aged between 30 and 60 alongside a range of other data including nose size, height, and weight, and found a direct correlation between nose size and penis length. (SPL was used as a benchmark because that tends to be a good average indicator of how big a penis will get when it's erect, so this study may not apply to people who are growers not showers.)
In a short new video on his social channels, surgeon and YouTuber Dr. Anthony Youn breaks down the findings of the study, with the key takeaway being: "Men with larger noses had an average wiener length of 5.3 inches, whereas men with shorter noses had an average length of 4.1 inches."
Youn goes on to joke that the Incredible Hulk, who is depicted in the MCU as having a pretty squat button nose, would have a proportionally very small penis, while a cartoon character like Butt-Head (of Beavis & Butt-Head fame) would be incredibly well-endowed.
In the study, researchers concluded that nose size is likely the most definitive indicator of penis size. "The fact that nose size is related to SPL indicates that penile length may not be determined by age, height or body weight but has already been determined before birth," they wrote.
There goes that "big feet" theory.
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