“Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road”



10 Best Answers

Q: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

  • A: If you saw Chuck Norris coming, you’d have crossed that road too!
  • A: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
  • A: To get the hell outta Kentucky!
  • A: It thought it was a good idea at the time…
  • A: Because it was free-range.
  • A: No one knows, but the road sure was pissed.
  • A: To prove to the possum that it could actually be done.
  • A: To find a place where no one would question his intention of crossing the road.
  • A: When I was your age, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
  • A: To get to your house. Knock Knock Who’s there? THE CHICKEN
  • A: To get to the other side.
The question first appeared in The Knickerbocker, a New York City magazine. An 1847 issue mentioned it as an example of a quip that might seem like a riddle but is in fact a straightforward and unfunny solution–an example of anti-humor:
 ‘Why does a chicken cross the street?’ Are you ‘out of town?’ Do you ‘give it up?’ Well, then: ‘Because it wants to get on the other side!’

  https://thenewswheel.com/origin-of-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-joke-10-best-answers/


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