What was he hiding at Mar-A-Lago?

 So the biggest surprise in today's news (so far) is Trump explaining to Hannity what the FBI was really looking for at Mar-A-Lago.

Hillary's Emails.   

Seriously.  That's what he said.  But, me?  I don't believe it.  I think what he was really hiding there was the secret formula for Orange Julius!


Or the top-secret real Constitution of the United States of Trumplandia, created by our forefeathers to rule us all, hallalujah, with extra cheese.  (It's still morning, and I haven't had breakfast.)

What do you think was hidden in Melania's Lingerie Closet?  Tell us all!

   AlextheKay wants to know!   

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