The next two months: Now That's Entertainment!

 Okay, let's say it out loud: Joe Biden won the election.  But Trump still has two months in office!  What will that bring us?

Theory 1:  Trump will barricade himself in the White House, giving speeches every few days, while the networks, even Fox, stop showing it--except maybe at 3 A.M.


Theory 2:  Trump will slip away to a desert island filled with Republican women who are just begging to be grabbed by the hoo-ha.  Jeffrey Epstein's island is up for grabs!  Why not?



Theory 3:  Trump will move to Russia and share an apartment with Edward Snowden.  Occasionally, their pal Vladi will pop in with fresh begonias.





Theory 4:  Trump's staff will convince him that this has all been happening in a dream, and that his loss of office never happened.  Then they'll move him into a happyland with many, many pills and all the Whoppers he can eat.


Theory 5---that's up to you!  What do you see happening between now and January 20th?

--AlextheKay, "Happy Endings are My Specialty"

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