I have a scar on my belly

 I have a scar on my belly.  Let me explain:

Several years ago, I was diagnosed with a pituitary adenoma.  This is fancyshmansy terminology for "brain tumor."  It's located on the pituitary gland, and if it grows too large, you first go blind, then you plotz.


Needless to say, I quickly agreed to brain surgery to remove the little bugger.  Going blind and dying was not in my  game plan.  So we scheduled surgery.

The day of the operation, I was asked whether I wanted the fat removed from my stomach or my fanny.  What fat? I asked.  Turns out, the doctors need to reseal the sack around the brain, and they use body fat to do so.   Not really thinking about it, I said, "Use fat from my stomach."

So now I have a scar.  And regrets.  Because just think.  If I'd said, "take it from my backside," anytime someone asked about it, I  could say, "That scar on my ass?  That's from a brain operation!"

Darn.

So, what scars do you  have?  Share!  Share! 


Alexthekay finds amusement where he may


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