The Cleveland No Pants Preacher

 When I was young, there was a downtown street preacher who didn't like pants on women.  He was always screaming, rain or shine, day or night, yelling, "Women should not wear pants!"  This was apparently the bit of Scripture that really mattered to him.  The nub of the biscuit, as it were.

Ask almost any Boomer who grew up in these parts.  They all remember this goofus.  He frothed and howled and danced like a child having a tantrum, screaming his No Pants Dance.  I sometimes wonder what became of him.  Did he make it to the Women Wear Skirts heaven he so devoutly cherished?  I hope so.

What made me think of this was a guy named Logan Dorn.

It seems poor Logan was triggered by the sight of women wearing bathing suits at the beach.  He started lecturing them about their bodies.  

The women tell Dorn, “why are you looking at me. Close your eyes,” “I’m not flaunting anything, don’t look at me,” “please go,” and “get the f*** away.”

Dorn tells them to “take young eyes into consideration,” while calling their appearance, “pornography.”

“If men of God don’t stand up then our society’s going to go down the drain because there’s no morality,” he insists in the video.

Clearly, the No Pants Preacher's word has come down to later generations. Hallelujah!  So share with us what the loonier preachers said in your parts --and about your parts (woo woo!) -- over the years.  

And, ladies, remember:

AlextheKay, licentious liberal