How to profit off MAGA

MAGA-Branded 'Freedom Phone' Is a Black Box That Should Be Avoided at All Costs

Nobody can blame GOP voters for wanting a phone that prioritizes privacy and autonomy, but the Freedom Phone can't be trusted.



Be it Parler, Gab, or GETTR, recent times have seen no shortage of dollar-sign-eyed entrepreneurs looking to capitalize on conservative America’s disdain for “liberal” Silicon Valley. It was only a matter of time before someone tried to invent the MAGA phone.

Er, make that...the “Freedom Phone.” The device, which launched Thursday, is the product of Erik Finman, a 22-year-old crypto-millionaire who says that he wants America’s patriots to take “back control” of their lives from the tech oligarchy. Finman’s phone, which costs $499, claims to offer conservatives a way to be free of Big Tech’s “spying” and “censorship”—though it is radically vague on the details. Like a random handgun, the phone should be treated as if it were loaded and dangerous because we simply don’t know what’s under the hood. 

Freedom Phone claims that it can protect users from the data collection that comes with an iOS or Android operating system (it has something called a “FreedomOS”—which, ironically, just appears to be a modified version go Google’s Android OS). The phone is also meant to liberate users from Big Tech’s alleged ideological preferences: it has an “uncensorable app store” (called the “PatriApp,” lol), where it is apparently impossible for apps to get booted no matter how unsafe or horrendous they are.

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If you don’t want to click through, the short story that the phone is likely a cheap android model from Asia that retails for less than half their asking price. So it’s likely to be chock full of vulnerabilities and dodgy malware. It also has no specs listed or any actual details whatsoever.

Here’s the point. 

Whatever their politics might be, agree or not, these people have become a prime target for hucksters and scammers because they behave in frequently illogical and predictable ways to certain triggers.

This is just money. But they’re also being motivated to act in dangerous ways like not vaccinating and taking safety measures. And yes, 6 January as well.

What’s next? How will this play out and how will this affect America?

- Jamie Testudinidae


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