As Carol Burnett once put it…

 

The grass is always greener on the other side over the septic tank. (Get it? 😉)

IOW, why do we always want what we don’t have?

Generally speaking:

  • Blacks…want straight hair.
  • Whites… want curly hair.

  • Fat people… want to be skinnier.
  • Skinny people… want to have more meat on their bones. 

  • People of color… want fairer skin.
  • Fair-skinned people… want a tan.

  • Tall people… want to be shorter.
  • Short people… want to be taller. Good "DNA" luck with that one ('course there’s always high heels and lifts)!

  • And for some reason, everyone wants to be a blond.  Don’t even get me started on that one!
  • Etc.

Q: Other than probably money, what do you want that you don’t have?

(by PrimalSoup)

P.S.  Snowy, did that life-like blowup doll ever arrive? (Payback for yesterday's petulance remark. 😁)

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