The new T1 cell phone!!

Gizmodo writes about Trump's new cell phone and mobile network:

Trump’s New Cash Grab Is a Gold iPhone 
Lookalike That’s Worse Than Any Budget Android
When conflict of interest calls, Trump answers!

If there’s one thing we’ve learned over the years, it’s that President Donald J. Trump loves two things: gold furniture and using his status as U.S. president to make money. And now, to everyone’s detriment, Trump is apparently combining those two passions into a mobile device that you can buy with real American tender. It gives me no pleasure to introduce to you all: the Trump phone.

You can use Trump Mobile with your existing device, apparently, but why would you do that if you could show everyone your appreciation for fascism with a whole-ass gold phone? Trump is also claiming the T1 will be “made in the USA,” though I have doubts there’s much truth to that. .... The good news is that this phone is so bad I don’t really think most people, outside of Trump’s diehard supporters, will be tempted to buy it, let alone use it every day.


Trump’s T1 phone incorrectly calls the battery a “long life camera.”

Oh, and the T1 runs Android 15. There’s no mention of what apps are pre-installed, but if I were to guess… it’s probably Truth Social. I’ll grant you one free silent cry today in remembrance of a time before blatant conflicts of interest in the White House.

The phone, if it wasn’t a depressing reminder that our country has no standards anymore, would be fine, but for obvious reasons, it’s not that, so I’ve gone ahead and made a list of all the things I’d sooner buy over the Trump phone:
  • A mouthful of bees.
  • A massage from a fistful of poison ivy.
  • A five-night stay on Riker’s Island.
  • A colonoscopy with no sedation.
  • A bath in molten lava.
  • A Cybertruck… Actually, that one is debatable.

By Germaine: Connoisseur of fine consumer products and goods

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